THE NEO-CONSERVATIVE BLUES
By Tom Carroll and Mark DeCerbo
I’m redder than any red state
 Folks say it really shows
Yeah, it's written all over my face,
I got a gun for a nose!
I got the Neo-Conservative blues.
Oh, yeah! I got the Neo-Conservative blues ...
From the top of my 'splodin' head on down
To the tips of my blue suede shoes.
I assembled my agenda,
But it doesn't really matter,
'Cause after November 7th,
I'm as mad as a hatter ...
I got those Neo-Conservative blues
Oh, yeah! I got the Neo-Conservative blues,
From the top of my 'splodin' head on down,
To the tips of my blue suede shoes.
We've lost the House and the Senate,
And then there's Nancy Pelosi,
She ain't my kind of gal,
Don't think we'll be gettin' very cozy ...
I got the Neo-Conservative blues.
Oh, yeah! I got the Neo-Conservative blues ...
... Yeah ...there's gonna be some kickin' and fightin' ... 
And my blue suede shoes will be a dirty shade ... of ... blue ...
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